I've heard alot of things I've thought noteworthy over the past few days. Its more interesting to simply list them tonight. I am too wired for linear logic..
"Save Bandit!!"
-The Office
"Airports are like stuck up malls."
-Karla
"Liberace called, he wants his shirt back"
-Me to my officemate (Ok I stole that one, but its still funny and the shirt was especially bad)
"You've left a lot of possibilities open"
-My officemate in response to my telling him not to do anything I wouldn't do.
"I am very picky about the consistency of my oatmeal"
-Karla
"Naked women are the new crack!"
-A fellow lawyer (Amen brother)
"Britney Spears was a lot hotter when she was crazy"
-Anonymous
"I don't dance, it looks like an ostrich vomiting"
-Me
"Enjoy your geek adventure"
-Karla to me when I told her I was going outside to look at the space station.
Yes I know, I live and work in a locker room full of juvenile delinquents, but don't we all.
Trialdawg.
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